Anne Rice would be nothing without Stephanie Meyer

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn’t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.

FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

via News: Taylor Lautner Fan Letter To Universal: Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight | Latino Review.

Oh Kayla.  Please stop breathing.

I’m offering this withoug comment, because I fear to put into words how ridiculous this is would only cause a massive stroke.

Which would probably be a blessing.

2 thoughts on “Anne Rice would be nothing without Stephanie Meyer

  1. Why oh why oh why oh why?

    I understand that nothing occured before 2005 and all history is nil to anyone under 16, but seriously? What really bothers me is that you take this kind of mind set and add a Hollywood movie machine which churns out nothing but remakes and you get a whole generation who is willing to accept a level of medicority that is…

    It’s not as if these stupid kids can’t go to the video store or watch movies on line. I had seen every permutation of the Wolf Man by age 8 and this was pre-betamax!

    Sorry, sorry, I thought I had all the rant out of my system.

    Davecat, that is a brilliant idea, but only to supplement our current energy production. If we came to rely on this kind of idiocy as our primary fuel source we would have to have a steady diet of crappy, bland food, vapid “reality” television, and pointless sparkly vampires.

    I’d rather live by candle light.