When I find this person…

By little black duck January 5, 2013

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Amy
January 5, 2013 - 7:46 pm

If you bought your sister anything with a credit card for her baby, that’s where it came from. Formula companies are notorious for farming people’s information.

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- little black duck
  January 5, 2013 - 7:53 pm
  
  Except I haven’t. This is her third boy and she didn’t need anything. Plus I’m cheap. A few months back I was receiving a subscription to American Parent. Someone has their lines crossed.
  
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Laurie Slade
January 5, 2013 - 8:02 pm

You would be the second “definitely not pregnant” friend of mine to get a baby formula kit in the past two months!

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- little black duck
  January 5, 2013 - 8:05 pm
  
  WTH? These can’t be cheap.
  
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PJ
January 5, 2013 - 9:22 pm

Somebody is fucking with you maybe. Or breast feeding has become too popular and they’re hoping the kit will reach a potential consumer or relative or friend. Or they have overstock and have to get them out before they expire.

All I can say is the line about removing eyelids was scrumptious.

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veach
January 8, 2013 - 3:09 am

It’s a free sample. A pregnant friend received the same thing a while back.

PS – Paranoia is unflattering on you.

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- little black duck
  January 10, 2013 - 5:14 pm
  
  Paranoia is indeed unflattering however when I receive lots of baby items to my email and home address, when it’s a known fact I don’t like children and have zero intentions of bearng any (especially at my age), I prefer to err on the side of stabby.
  
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