When I find this person…

This content has been archived. It may no longer be relevant

… I will take extreme pleasure in removing their eyelids in 2mm slices. So this just arrived at my house.

What the effing eff...

I’ll probably donate it to a women’s shelter since my sister’s kid is already two months old, but I am less than amused.

Affiliate Disclosure I am a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for me to earn advertising fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated websites.
Just this fox. I'm a writer of horror and dark fantasy. I totally don't brag about it. The latter statement is an utter lie.
  • Amy
    January 5, 2013 - 7:46 pm

    If you bought your sister anything with a credit card for her baby, that’s where it came from. Formula companies are notorious for farming people’s information.

    • little black duck
      January 5, 2013 - 7:53 pm

      Except I haven’t. This is her third boy and she didn’t need anything. Plus I’m cheap. A few months back I was receiving a subscription to American Parent. Someone has their lines crossed.

  • Laurie Slade
    January 5, 2013 - 8:02 pm

    You would be the second “definitely not pregnant” friend of mine to get a baby formula kit in the past two months!

  • PJ
    January 5, 2013 - 9:22 pm

    Somebody is fucking with you maybe. Or breast feeding has become too popular and they’re hoping the kit will reach a potential consumer or relative or friend. Or they have overstock and have to get them out before they expire.

    All I can say is the line about removing eyelids was scrumptious.

  • veach
    January 8, 2013 - 3:09 am

    It’s a free sample. A pregnant friend received the same thing a while back.

    PS – Paranoia is unflattering on you.

    • little black duck
      January 10, 2013 - 5:14 pm

      Paranoia is indeed unflattering however when I receive lots of baby items to my email and home address, when it’s a known fact I don’t like children and have zero intentions of bearng any (especially at my age), I prefer to err on the side of stabby.

But how do you really feel?

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

little black duck
Verified by MonsterInsights