Governor Barbie – Now With Executive Powers!

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(WXYZ) A statement is expected to be released from the Governor’s office regarding the current situation with Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

Today, Governor Jennifer Granholm cancelled two events she had scheduled to hold an internal meeting in her Lansing office.

Just so we’re clear – I happen to like Jennifer Granholm.  If Barbie grew up, went to law school and made something of her self, she’d look like Granholm. 

 Jennifer Granholm
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Total Barbie Car!
Collect all four cars!
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I hope she steps in and removes the baby-eating thug.

We’ll consider it the removal of an external bowel obstruction.


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  • david
    August 7, 2008 - 1:59 pm

    Uh…hey MontiLee — you didn’t by chance happen to hotlink those images, did you…? NSFW, indeed 🙂

  • Molly
    August 7, 2008 - 2:37 pm

    Yeah, same question as david had…HOLY CRAP…but only in google reader…come here and they are fine. NOT fine in my reader-not even close…holy moly.

  • littleblackduck
    August 7, 2008 - 2:41 pm

    Sorry about that guys – I had to install a hotlinking blocker on my site because twerps were bleeding my dry on bandwidth.

    I’m fixing it now.

  • david
    August 8, 2008 - 8:06 am

    Fixed now — safe for children, small animals, and bloggers!

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    August 12, 2008 - 5:58 pm

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