Welcome to Night Vale
If you like community radio and subtle horror mixed in with your trips to the Library, Welcome to Night Vale podcast is for you. (I just moved here, and I love it.)
Don’t worry. Someday you’ll find that person who is perfect for you. They can’t hide forever. We have satellites.
— Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) May 12, 2013
Twinkle twinkle little star/how I wonder what you are/what are you? tell us. we have your family/you aren’t safe from us little star — Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) August 26, 2013
You can tell us all your secrets. I mean, you absolutely shouldn’t. We’ll use them against you. But you technically can. — Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) August 14, 2015
That which does not kill you only wants to watch you suffer a while longer. — Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) April 23, 2014
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. And after that, the to-do list is complete and I can go home and watch TV.— Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) August 1, 2013
I get my NVCR fix on Stitcher, but a few other places offer it as well.
Don’t be afraid. It’s too late for that now.
— Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) February 10, 2013