And Now, A Personal Plea

Hello, I’d like to take a moment to discuss a scary personal issue affecting members of my family. I’d like to talk about … Phantom Vag. Phantom Vag is an uncommon, but serious affliction, targeting those who just don’t give a sparkling pony’s diarrheatic fart about the Twilight or the new movie, Breaking Dawn, Part […]

It no longer matters how it started, or where, or even when. The Before Time is a concept as intangible as fairy wings, as inconceivable as safe passage beyond the Wall. This is the Apocalypse, and while unspeakable creatures roam the streets in search of food and carnal terror, Great Lakes Association of Horror Writers […]