oh hai, i can wear ur skinz nao?

Don’t care if this is determined to be a hoax later down the line, it sums up the creep factor of Twilight and any of it’s spawn.

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeplypantene. great choice. i dont remember much of the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to denny’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

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via New Moon midnight showing. – m4w.

Hat tip to Bloody Disgusting

2 thoughts on “oh hai, i can wear ur skinz nao?

  1. Hmmm…so a series which features a creepy centuries old guy who hangs around high schools to pick up underage girls and then climbs in their bedroom windows to watch them sleep attracts creepy stalker guys who hang around movie theaters to pick up underage girls and then watch them eat and follow them home. Whoulda thunk it?

    Someone needs to inform this guy that you don’t get to self-describe as mysterious. That’s an adjective others ascribe to you.

    And John? Do not meet up with him. Not even to get your Buddy Christ back. LOL