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MontiLee

My name is MontiLee (aka Penda), I am a 33 year-old Writer from Royal Oak, MI.

E-Mail Me!

Buy Bound #1

And while you’re at it, buy Sinister Bedfellows

MontiLee Stormer arrived into this world in 1972, and was promptly named after a hooker. She wrote her first story, “Eugene”, at the age of 15, and decided that if she did nothing else with her life, she’d write the kind of bedtime stories her mother read from King’s Night Shift Collection.

Meandering from one writer’s collective to another, it was pretty clear that she was writing stories more for her own enjoyment, rather than stuff people actually wanted to read. Not to be discouraged, she continued to be rejected from publications that now no longer exist.

A 1990 graduate of Shrine of the Little Flower High School, followed by a two-year stint at Fisk University, she continues to write the kinds of stories she likes to read – creepy, emotional, just this side of huh-wha? Influenced by Beaumont, Barker, Bradbury, she turned to screenwriting, and has made the Top 250 in Project Greenlight 2002 and 2004.

Currently working on three novels and a screenplay, MontiLee has found herself published in strange and wonderful places like Bound #1 (I Do This Because I Love You), The Sinister Bedfellows Anthology (So Much For Love Potion #8), and Black Petals #36 (The Serpent Bearer). She lives in the Metro Detroit area with her husband, their two cats, and a yarn stash that breeds unchecked!

Poke her brains at www.montileestormer.com.


Insanity in a nutshell

If you are offended by jokes made about stupid people who end up dead, count to 30 and move on. You being offended is the last thing I care about. Really.
MontiLee Stormer

My name is MontiLee (aka Penda), I am a 35 year-old Writer from Royal Oak, MI.
E-Mail Me!

I are a writer

Novels in Progress:
Isle of Shadows, in collaboration with Rob Callahan
The Cat Dragged Inn
The Caretaker
Never

Now available:


Black Petals #36

Featuring "The Serpent Bearer"

And while you're at it, buy


Sinister Bedfellows

Featuring "So Much For Love Potion #8"


Bound #1

Featuring, "I Do This Because I Love You"
(Sorry - sold out)

And let's not forget:
damaged Goods Cover
Damaged Goods

16 short stories from critically-
acclaimed author Rob Callahan,
(with a short forward by your faithful servant)

Print, Amazon, and eBook versions available.