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Huh – imagine how easy it is to show up with a pretty face, make a bunch of promises that aren’t going to be kept, tell a bunch of lies the people want to hear, and then rob a man blind of his precious riches…

Yeah, I can’t possibly see a correlation between the RNC recent vice-presidential choices and what happened to this man either.  Hello Foreshadowing.

This also shows the family values of the GOP shining through.  Does anyone doubt that over drinks he was going to extoll the virtues of the Republican Party, invite her to Praise God with him (with great volume, probably), and then marry her?

Maybe two out of three.

GOP delegate’s hotel tryst goes bad when he wakes up with $120,000 missing
By David Hanners

dhanners@pioneerpress.com
Article Last Updated: 09/16/2008 09:16:22 AM CDT

He met her in the bar of the swank hotel and invited her to his room. Once there, the woman fixed the drinks and told him to get undressed.

And that, the delegate to the Republican National Convention told police, was the last thing he remembered.

When he awoke, the woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry and other belongings.

The thief’s take stunned cops.

“It’s very, very, very rare,” Minneapolis Police Sgt. William Palmer said. “I can think of a couple of burglaries where we had that much stolen, but it’s the first time I’ve heard of this kind of deal.”

You should host more conventions

The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.

The victim was identified as Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, 29, of Denver, a single attorney and a fixture in Colorado Republican politics. He was one of the state’s delegates to the convention this month in St. Paul.

(I could have sworn with a get up like that he was from Jersey)

Reached by phone at his law office Monday, Schwartz said that because the case still was under investigation, “I think at this point, I don’t want to make a comment on it.”

(because anything you say, pal, only  makes you  look like a bigger tool than you are)

During the convention, Schwarz wasn’t shy about talking to the media. In an Associated Press article about Sen. John McCain’s acceptance speech, Schwartz was quoted as saying that as far as oratorical skills go, McCain “has more experience in his little pinkie” than Democratic nominee Barack Obama.

In an interview filmed the afternoon of Sept. 3 and posted on the Web site LinkTV.org, Schwartz was candid about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency.

“Less taxes and more war,” he said, smiling. He said the U.S. should “bomb the hell” out of Iran because the country threatens Israel.

Asked by the interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said the U.S. should take the country’s resources.

“We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement.”

A few hours after the interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz’s resources.

(We should pin a congressional medal on that woman)

The theft happened at the Hotel Ivy, a luxury hotel in downtown Minneapolis. (The Colorado delegation was housed at the Four Points Sheraton, several miles away on Industrial Boulevard Northeast.)

The theft occurred early on Sept. 4, hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin gave her speech accepting her party’s vice presidential nomination. A police report said Schwartz told officers he met a woman at the bar and took her to his $319-a-night room.

Schwartz was a supporter of former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, donating $2,300 — the maximum individual donation allowed by law — to his presidential campaign last year, according to records from the Federal Election Commission.

In biographical sketches of Colorado’s delegates published in the Rocky Mountain News, Schwartz said he was single, didn’t have any pets and most admired Colorado Secretary of State Mike Coffman, “as he has served our party for many years and has served in the military.”

He said his idea of a “dream ticket” was McCain and Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts governor.

On the Web site for his Denver law practice, Sandomire & Schwartz, the lawyer describes his experience as a civil and criminal lawyer and points out he is a regular guest on “Colorado State of Mind,” a public affairs program produced by Rocky Mountain PBS. The show, according to its Web site, says it gathers “opinionated and passionate people from across the state” to discuss a wide range of issues.

In his interview on LinkTV, Schwartz seemed opinionated and passionate.

He said an attack on Iran was needed to protect Israel, and he offered how it could be accomplished through “strategical airstrikes.”

“Hopefully, just bomb the hell out of them from the sky. No troops,” he said.

Schwartz was asked if he had a message to the protesters who filled the streets of downtown St. Paul.

“Get a job,” he replied.

Or become opportunistic, and take advantage of someone you perceive as being weaker or not as intelligent, which is really the American Way.

Hat tip to Wonkette

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  • Davecat
    September 17, 2008 - 9:56 am

    Best. Thief. Ever.
    Seriously; centuries-old folk ballads have been written for less than that.

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