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Wholesake Begging at Bargain Basement Prices at The Diner [at] Penda’s Realm - Cookies - the coin of Penda’s Realm.
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Wholesake Begging at Bargain Basement Prices

I’m not begging. Really. But I am. Not. Sort of.

This Sunday is my birthday and I turn 33.

*runs around screaming for a minute*

In the next few days, family members will call me to get my husband’s cell phone number in a surreptitious attempt to pretend they’re not fishing for information what I might like for my birthday.

They also come here *waves hi to family*.

This year in order to save people a lot of running around, I am authorizing the ComboGift - a one-time relaxation of the banning of practice of combining my birthday and Christmas gifts.

As most of you know, I’ve been saving up for a ferkin sweet tattoo, which I’m planning on having done this month. This puppy cost upwards of $400.00, which seems frivilous to some, but to me it’s what I’ve wanted for years.

In lieu of gifts, I’m requesting donations towards that goal. This will make me happy. Really. Send a card if you like, but I’d like to make this happen.


I’m not begging from the Internet masses, even though all two of you come here regularly, because I never expect anything from people I haven’t slept with, however, if you love me …

Thank you in advance. Really.

9 Responses to “Wholesake Begging at Bargain Basement Prices”


  1. 1 rkbentley Dec 5th, 2005 at 10:32 pm

    400?

    What does it look like and where is it going?

    And do we get to see it?

  2. 2 Penda Dec 5th, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    It’s a rose cane erupting from the right shoulder blade, snaking over to the spine, breaking into an helix whch criss-crosses around and behind the spine, finally breaking over the fairy I already have on the small of my back. There will be pictures after each stage - we’re predicting four (each lasting about an hour): the outline, the color and the shading probably over one or two hors.

    Of course you get to see it. What’s the point of spending that kind of money if I’m just going to cover it up.

  3. 3 Dana Dec 6th, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    Who’s doing it? I’ve been contemplating for a while, but am still hesitant about who should do it.

  4. 4 Penda Dec 6th, 2005 at 12:34 pm

    Ed is doing it over at Royal Oak Tattoo. He does fantastic work.

    His bio

    His (partial) gallery

  5. 5 Dana Dec 6th, 2005 at 2:07 pm

    Thanks so much, I’ll have to stop in and see him.

    Sorry if my comment posted to you twice (the first one) I forgot you have to approve the comments cuz of that idiot.

    How are you coming with your stocking?

  6. 6 Penda Dec 6th, 2005 at 3:16 pm

    Almost done with the second one, though I may go frogging to fix the extra large holes in the heel (stupid no-wrap short heel).

    It’s a poorly created pattern with lots of room or mistakes. I plan on re-writing it so it’s actually workable with all of the instructions intact.

  7. 7 DC_DOGG Dec 7th, 2005 at 11:16 pm

    DAMN, HE’S GOOD !!!

  8. 8 Penda Dec 8th, 2005 at 7:38 pm

    Ed is amazing. I am honored to be colorfully scarred by him.

  9. 9 themiddleone Dec 11th, 2005 at 4:41 pm

    Happy Birthday!!!
    BTW, when i tried, that paypal button wouldn’t work for…
    luckily, i used my super technical skills to find paypal.com ON MY OWN!!!
    Yay me!!!
    and YAY you on your day!!!

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