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Archive for the 'Project Greenlight' Category

Eh -

So I didn’t make it the Top 100.

Gives me time to novelize the screenplay and polish the others I’m working on.

There is always next year. Those who want to eyeball the screenplay as submitted, e-mail me.


Insanity in a nutshell

If you are offended by jokes made about stupid people who end up dead, count to 30 and move on. You being offended is the last thing I care about. Really.
MontiLee Stormer

My name is MontiLee (aka Penda), I am a 35 year-old Writer from Royal Oak, MI.
E-Mail Me!

I are a writer

Novels in Progress:
Isle of Shadows, in collaboration with Rob Callahan
The Cat Dragged Inn
The Caretaker
Never

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