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Things I learn while trying not to learn anything….

strip mining for whimsy: everything is more interesting than you think it’s going to be

if you take a twelve gauge shotgun shell and remove all the shot from it, you can load it with dimes instead. This is ideal for sawed-off shotguns, which tend to be fairly useless from more than a couple yards away. A sawed-off loaded with dimes will pretty much blow somebody in half at close range.

Yes PJ, you know exactly how that little bit of trivia is going to be used.

Mercury dimes for good luck - not for the target, that’s for damned sure.


Insanity in a nutshell

If you are offended by jokes made about stupid people who end up dead, count to 30 and move on. You being offended is the last thing I care about. Really.
MontiLee Stormer

My name is MontiLee (aka Penda), I am a 35 year-old Writer from Royal Oak, MI.
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I are a writer

Novels in Progress:
Isle of Shadows, in collaboration with Rob Callahan
The Cat Dragged Inn
The Caretaker
Never

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