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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night




Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

Originally uploaded by MontiLee.


Insanity in a nutshell

If you are offended by jokes made about stupid people who end up dead, count to 30 and move on. You being offended is the last thing I care about. Really.
MontiLee Stormer

My name is MontiLee (aka Penda), I am a 35 year-old Writer from Royal Oak, MI.
E-Mail Me!

I are a writer

Novels in Progress:
Isle of Shadows, in collaboration with Rob Callahan
The Cat Dragged Inn
The Caretaker
Never

Now available:


Black Petals #36

Featuring "The Serpent Bearer"

And while you're at it, buy


Sinister Bedfellows

Featuring "So Much For Love Potion #8"


Bound #1

Featuring, "I Do This Because I Love You"
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And let's not forget:
damaged Goods Cover
Damaged Goods

16 short stories from critically-
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(with a short forward by your faithful servant)

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